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The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Brendan and his college buddies almost sank a boat while pontooning.
Tooning by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020
Gooning to cartoons with your toes
I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him
Tooning by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law
The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out
Toonin Out by BlargLord February 17, 2021

Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y