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Tooning
The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Tooning by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020
Related Words
Tooning • Gooney Tooning • toobing • Tooling • Tooting • tooping • towning • Troning • Tooling Out • Tooting Your Own Dick
Tooning
Tooning by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
Gooney Tooning
Gooney Tooning by mike charter May 27, 2024
tooling for roof
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
Toonin Out
Toonin Out by BlargLord February 17, 2021
Tooting your own vuvuzela
Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
Tooting your own vuvuzela by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.