Top Definition
To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.
A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
by Erecto January 03, 2010

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