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Tinkertard 

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.
Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.
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tinkletrash 

The sound of your alcoholic neighbor's trash can every night as they toss in another empty 5th, or as they take out the trash which they have to do nightly because it is full of empty liquor bottles.
(Following a loud clanging and tinkling as your alcoholic neighbor struggles to take out their trash without slipping on the back steps again)

Good night Mr. Tinkletrash!!!
tinkletrash by Dewayne Estes March 14, 2009

tinkershoot

To mess with so many electrical components on an elevator/escalator that causes the original problem to get worse.
It's the opposite of troubleshoot
He did not know how to troubleshoot the elevator so he started tinkershooting causing more problems and never finding the original problem.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016