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textomercial 

The messages sent to your phone by a company trying to advertise something.
I got some kind of stupid textomercial on my phone.

This one company is so annoying, it keeps sending me textomercials!
textomercial by hyperman May 2, 2009

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people
Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8
Texterical by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.
"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."
textorexic by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

testosterical 

A condition where a male person experiences ungovernable emotional excess, often leading to a display of angry tweets, furious mansplaining and, in severe cases, violent threats. Commonly believed to be caused by testosterone floating around in the male body.
"Whenever someone mentions feminism to Mark, he gets all testosterical and starts shouting about how politically correct feminazis are trying to control his opinions."
testosterical by Haushofer November 20, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026