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testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.
I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.
Testicality by cjl77 August 28, 2021

Testicals 

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

Testiclash 

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain
he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes
Testiclash by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Testicals 

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
Testicals by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Testiclism 

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.
Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.
Testiclism by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023