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"Teched" :

"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.

Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"
I got teched this morning and was late for work!
Teched by Pedrosride April 26, 2019
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teched off 

A state of annoyance produced by other people's tactless use of technology.
I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.

We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.

The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.
teched off by Doe Ray July 30, 2009

Teched out 

To be fully dressed in clothing that is from Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University)or VT colors. (Maroon and Orange)

It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.
Sara: Yo, did you see Brenden?
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!

It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!
Teched out by Santia April 2, 2008

teched up 

fastter, better, changed to be more technologically efficient.
the world is all teched up now with GPS,electric cars, and robotic vacuums!
teched up by nostaljik November 12, 2003

Teched Out 

Being really high on meth.
Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
Teched Out by DannyDanko April 26, 2019

teched off 

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
teched off by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
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