Being sideswiped with an unexpected comment or gesture, while you're already down. Being teshed has an emotional component to the unexpected sideswipeness, unlike being "sheshed".
"When I told her I loved her, she dumped me. And then when I was crying, she kicked me in the balls."

Reply: "Wow guy you got maad teshed"
by cwiggum September 26, 2007
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Being heavily under the influence of alcohol. Usually to the point of not remembering your actions.
"Where did you go last night?"

"I can't remember, i was teshed!"
by LambdaSig August 23, 2011
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to be completely and utterly wankered beyond repair/ pissed/ shit-faced.

derived from the Lambda Sigma fraternity (University of Lincoln) whose main initiation task is to remove letter 'H' from the pub THE SHED, to create TESHED.
'I was so teshed last night, I went for a naked swim in the Brayford with the Chicken Cottage staff. STANDARD BANTER'
by mulz69 August 23, 2011
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This word is used by most nrhs students. It is a term used to ask to cyph or in other words get high. The students in nrhs needed to make up a new word because most of the staff in nrhs probably get high after a drug test or school 🤣
“Aye joe get me tesh at the house 1 bath room”
by Bigjoe April 24, 2019
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Once i said someone was garbage at cs go and he responded with teshe he was playing on ct. It is impossible to misspell trash into teshe so i believe he meant it andit means something like garbage or trash. Teshe should mainly be used in cs 2v2 wingman matches and it indeed is one of the haredest and most insulting words you could say to someone so use it careful.
T side ; ur garbage
CT side : teshe
T: You did not just say that wow
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Shorthand for 'teh shit', meaning the elite stuff, or the superior substance. Often used in IM services such as MSN or even MMORPG games like World Of Warcraft. The word 'teh' is a MMO l33t word for 'the', when people who type too quickly spell the word wrong. Can also be used as an adjective.
Damn that weed was tesh fool!
Hey, I just dinged my char 2 60, teh nu moovs r tesh!
That is some tesh porn.
by Gillian Simper April 12, 2007
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The genre of music including, but not limited to, easy listening piano themes, starry vocals, and musical cheese.
"Bruh, your sister's jazz recital was pretty Tesh."
by Buster Hymen March 3, 2006
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