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door awkwardness 

When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.
In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...
door awkwardness by monkeyispretty December 15, 2010

Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.
She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

Relative Awkwardness 

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness

youtube awkwardness

when a friend shows you a clip on youtube which runs too long but you have to finish the entire clip because your friend was so excited to show you
A: "Dude, I just experienced youtube awkwardness. My girlfriend just showed me a 15 min clip on the making of the Bachelor."

B: "Sucks to be you"

Relationship Awkwardness 

When your watching tv with your boyfriend/ girlfriend and something sexuall happens on a comercial, movie, or tv show.
Relationship Awkwardness happens when your sitting next to your wife and a Victorias Secret comercial comes on and you can't look away

awkwardness 

That level 35 love doesn't stand a chance against my level 35 awkwardness!
awkwardness by TigWig360 December 15, 2016