Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.

Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.

Tabletique by brakingeven May 27, 2007

toiletiquette 

an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.

That dude used proper toiletiquette before I went it. It was spotless!

toiletiquette by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008

tabetiquette 

The proper conduct expected while one is browsing the web on another's computer:

* do not close others' tabs
* do not modify others' tabs
* do use your own tabs (by opening a new tab)

1. "You just closed all my tabs! Haven't you ever heard of proper tabetiquette?"
2. "Hey, I was using that tab! That's a serious breach of tabetiquette."

tabetiquette by S-ph June 7, 2013

Targetiquette 

Target etiquette; One who frequently shops at Target with manners and class.

Amanda totally shops at Wal-Mart - she has no Targetiquette and smells like cheese.

Targetiquette by Deddyyy December 20, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004