1. The art of laying
on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The
internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two
definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you
do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting
in that way, I was dragging my ass across
the carpet all day.