Tight Like a Vagina: meaning awesome, or tight.
Enrique: Dude how was that party last night?
Jonny: Brooo, New Years was fuckin tlv. I had so much fun.
Any sort of liquid that is excreted from a mexican. Usually referring to seminal fluid.
guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious
guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
A pair of twins or triplets, that shared the same womb with eachother; causing them to be more than just your average roommates.
Teddy: Bro! My woomate! I'm missing those good ol' times in moms stomach!
Jake: Yeah duude those were tight! We were the best woomates, by farrrr man.
1. A person's way of getting off the phone because they really don't want to talk to that person anymore.
2. Or they just want to go jack off.
Jacob: So anyways my dad was late..
Emily: Oh.. Cool story bro.
Emily: ....We should text.
laughing so hard your nose explodes and snot flies out.
X: And then the platypus shat itself
Y: Haha dude you just made my nose explode. So funny.
When three wenis's have sexual intercourse.
elbow1: aw shit bro. little bit harder
elbow2: *elbow grunt* best.. fucking.. worgy.. everrrrr
elbow3: fuck bro i think i just wizzed!
A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!