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Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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Swheel Sheela saheel sheel shweel sweel scheele SheelAGH sheeler Sheelratna
the best there ever was and will be. an alpha sigma male to be precise. just hot and smart n shit
OHMYGODJSJSN I WAMNA BE SAHEEL SO BAD
Saheel by Average Sigma Male August 24, 2021
an asian who is very hot, funny, caring, and awesome. she is easy going and does not hate people. she is very shy about relationships.
shes such a sweelyn
sweelyn by yoyomadude92 December 22, 2010
1. A sexy amazing girl who has tons of guy friends and they all like her but they're to shy to admit it. Shes also gorgeous and has her own unique style . She's tough , smart and classy. Loves to live life to the fullest. Shy at first, but wen you get to know her your like! Damn she's sexy , smart , funny, and badass!

2. A girl that everyone loves. Has a killer body, smile, and personality. Great dancer, kisser, and in bed. Also has her own blonde moments in life where you can't help but laugh at her. Loves the men, and the men love her. Normally goes for the "older men", for the experience. Loves to have a "good time"

3. A woman who loves to tease men with empty promises

4. A great great great friend who goes through many similar things as her bestfriends. she is always there and is very bubbly. she laughs all the time and is there through everything. she'll make you smile even at the worst times in your life. and helps you with anything and will listen to anything you have to say.
1. My friend is such a Sheelu, but I don't know how to tell her

2. Damn look at that Sheelu over there looking so fine

3. My booty call promised me some action tonight and rejected me last second :(

Ohhh what a Sheelu that girl

4. I could really use a Sheelu right about now
Sheelu by pancakesandwaffles April 22, 2011

stealer's wheel 

band who wrote and performed 'stuck in the middle with you'
could have been fronted by famous Scottish comedian Billy Connelly
good music to dance around to before cutting someone's ear off
Stealer's Wheel's 'stuck in the middle of you' is playing, im gonna cut someone's ear off
stealer's wheel by ZepkiD May 13, 2005
(verb) the act of being a very fly indian
(adj) a guju baller
(verb)lets go sheel this club
(adj) damn you so sheel
sheel by sheel mehta April 19, 2005
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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