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Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.
1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!
Smothersmucker by Az89 August 6, 2014
I wiped the bra off, by jaysus she had some set of soothers
soothers by rupert32 February 22, 2009
A select group of people with the surname Stothert, generally rich, sucessful, and/or amazingly sexy.

A Stothert's main quality is sheer beauty and show-stopping brilliance. These God-like beings live.... well wherever they want. Because they can.
Guy: hey, why is that bloke so utterly amazing in every way?

Girl: Well, he's a Stothert... that's why.
Stothert by Missus Beanface January 17, 2011

Kahron Smothers 

A kind caring person who never stops loving, strong yet mysterious won't leave your life unless you make him. Smart yet complicated not sure if Human
Man I wish everyone had their own mini Kahron Smothers.

smothers brothers 

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint
Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.
smothers brothers by Beard of Death September 11, 2005

Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death 

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."