Skip to main content

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein
Friedemann Stöffler mug front
Get the Friedemann Stöffler mug.
See more merch

Audrey-Stoffler

a person who is ugly as hell and wants to be ur friend only to flirt with ur dad
Audrey-stofflers are mean and they could easily take away all of ur food
guy 1: who's that over there
guy 2: watch out it's an audrey-stoffler
Audrey-Stoffler by berry.jame13 November 15, 2023

Eric Stiffler

A legendary loss of verginity that will be reminisced upon by the human race for years to come . A Eric stiffler is a rare occasion and should be considered a life acompishment.
Drake: dude did you hear stewart stole a bike and rode it 8 miles to meet a girl at the 50 yard line of our rival school and fucked her twice !
Marcus: yeah i heard man , hes A total Eric Stiffler !

stifflers mom 

Well, Stifflers mom.(from American Pie)
Finch boned Stifflers mom.
milf boy 1-"Hey dude, your'e the guy who boned Stifflers mom."

milf boy 2-"Dude if i didn't need to pee so bad i'd shake your hand."
stifflers mom by GirlSkater February 10, 2004

stifflers mom 

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)
CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?
stifflers mom by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Stiffler 

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.
"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."
Stiffler by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

Stoffermave 

A danish word for having a nervous stomach. You often have 'stoffermave' before exams or before finals in sports and etc. Translated to english it would be something like "getting butterflies" - but just butterflies on stereoids.
Oh man! Just the thought about playing in the Super Bowl gives me a stoffermave.

I hope my stoffermave won't ruin my exam today - I just need to pass this test.
Stoffermave by twometerman August 6, 2015