It is The Elbow of Mass Destruction; it is The Elbow of Mass Delight.
Possessed by One Brian Allison, it contains enough destructity
to eliminate multiple climate zones at one fell drop. Survivors will be dealt with accordingly with the Chemical Elbow, the Biological Elbow, and ultimately the Nu-kyoo-lur Elbow.
"I've heard the UN is afraid to outlaw The Atomic Elbow for fear of swift repercussions."