Statusize
Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.
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Statusize • Statasize • statusise • statusizing • statusfied • stateside • Statusing. • statusphere • Spatulized • stateside kill
statusfied
a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.
Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport
Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke
Lee: STATUSFIED
Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke
Lee: STATUSFIED
statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009
statusitis
The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010
Statesider
Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011
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