Statusize 

Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.

Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."

Statusize by DACHASER January 24, 2010

Statusize 

To make something a status on any form of social media post

Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it

Statusize by RJ758 November 16, 2018

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

statusing by mugolf February 24, 2011

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.

Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !

Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

statusitis

The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.

friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.

statusitis by whimsychic November 25, 2010

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.

In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.

Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011