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To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"


Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
by WittyBanter. August 09, 2009
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