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The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!

faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 22, 2010
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