Statistication 

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

Statistication by soul glow March 21, 2009

satisfication 

a intense feeling of gratified satisfaction

Man I just want a little satisfaction!
Have I completed this task to your satisfication?

satisfication by Calvin E. George January 9, 2008

satisfication 

Satisfaction meets gratification. It is the ultimate form of pleasure.

I felt the most profound feeling of satisfication when I saw that my word had been accepted by Urban Dictionary and wormed its way into the general lexicon.

satisfication by Delta Sanchez July 23, 2010

statisticating 

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

statisticating by alonadawn January 26, 2015

Satanisticationism 

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.

Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.

Satanisticationism by WESTY7 June 30, 2010

Satisfication 

A degree of happiness and contentness achieved through masturbation.

Joseph, stressed out after a long day at the call-center, rushed right home for a little hand-held satisfication.

Satisfication by Ash Hunter April 9, 2006

Satisfication 

To feel and/or be sexually satisfied. To have all sexual needs, desires and wants met by somebody.

I need somebody that will give me what I want and give me that Satisfication of what a woman like me really need and when I get dat satisfication," Oh babi it's own and popp-n!".

By: MikoTheGoddess

Satisfication by MikoTheGoddess January 26, 2022