Statistication

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The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

Statistication by soul glow March 21, 2009

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satisfication

a intense feeling of gratified satisfaction

Man I just want a little satisfaction!
Have I completed this task to your satisfication?

satisfication by Calvin E. George January 9, 2008

satisfication

Satisfaction meets gratification. It is the ultimate form of pleasure.

I felt the most profound feeling of satisfication when I saw that my word had been accepted by Urban Dictionary and wormed its way into the general lexicon.

satisfication by Delta Sanchez July 23, 2010

statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

statisticating by alonadawn January 26, 2015

Satanisticationism

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.

Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.

Satanisticationism by WESTY7 June 30, 2010

Satisfication

A degree of happiness and contentness achieved through masturbation.

Joseph, stressed out after a long day at the call-center, rushed right home for a little hand-held satisfication.

Satisfication by Ash Hunter April 9, 2006

Satisfication

To feel and/or be sexually satisfied. To have all sexual needs, desires and wants met by somebody.

I need somebody that will give me what I want and give me that Satisfication of what a woman like me really need and when I get dat satisfication," Oh babi it's own and popp-n!".

By: MikoTheGoddess

Satisfication by MikoTheGoddess January 26, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026