| 1. | towson town center | ||
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a mecca for the preppy rich kids living in the surrounding areas. A mall full of collar-popping princes and princesses. Almost all of the people who shop here have entitlement issues - meaning that they feel that they are entitled to everything, and don't give a damn whether or not they knock you over getting to it. Don't try to get service in any of the stores, unless you are wearing some piece of identifiable Tiffany's jewelry, or are wearing a rolex. Also, a huge daycare center for teenagers after school lets out for the day. Let's go to Towson town center?
I'll go get my daddy's credit card and put it in my Louis Vuitton bag. |
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| 2. | the center | ||
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a place in newtown ct where kids hang out and make plans for later in the night. this is located in a shopping center in the middle of town. usually teenagers meet here when they want to meet up, or go here when theres nothing to do that night. sometimes kids pregame drink and blaze weed in this parking lot. whats goin on tonight?
dont know, do you wanna stop at the center? wanna meet up? yeah go to the center |
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| 3. | student technology center | ||
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The Student Technology Center is a place where printers come to die, and food must be eaten outside. Student Technology Centers are also known for their abundance of chairs. The Student Technology Center killed 34 printers last year.
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| 4. | Center For Consumer Freedom | ||
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The Center For Consumer Freedom (also known as the CCF) is a front group of billionaires who represent the restaurant, alcohol, meat and tobacco industries. It runs media campaigns which oppose the efforts of scientists, doctors, health advocates, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, etc.
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Anyone who criticizes tobacco, alcohol, fatty foods or soda is likely to come under attack from the CCF. It's enemies list has included such diverse groups and individuals as the Alliance of American Insurers, the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons, the American Medical Association, the Arthritis Foundation, the Consumer Federation of America, the Harvard School of Public Health, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the National Safety Council. CCF is one of the more active of several front groups created by Berman & Co., a firm owned by lobbyist Richard Berman. Richard Berman originally got his front group started by a $600,000 “donation” from tobacco company Philip Morris. Berman’s name might sound familiar. In 1995, Berman and Norm Brinker, his former boss at Steak and Ale Restaurants, were identified as the special-interest lobbyists who donated the $25,000 that disgraced then-House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who was hauled before the House Ethics Committee for influence-peddling over the money. Berman and Brinker were lobbying against raising the minimum wage. In a 1999 interview with the Chain Leader, a trade publication for restaurant chains, Berman boast... |
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| 5. | Guitar Center | ||
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A place that sells intruments. From drums to 12-string acoustics they have everything. And theres indoor studio where you get to TRY it before you BUY it so its really cool. But you have to wait your turn before you can go in. Or you can try out the guitars outside of the studio. Mostly n00by punks go there play a couple of crappy licks and then leave. Overall Guitar center is the #1 place to get your instrumments. Guitar Center is musicians heaven!
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| 6. | writer's center monster | ||
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the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns. The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!
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| 7. | Writer Center Monster | ||
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The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!" "The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"
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