Spiething 

When a man uses their dick as a golf club to wack a golf ball that is resting on a woman’s mouth (like a tee)

Damn. Jack and Agatha were watching the Masters when they got horny, and he decided to give her a Spiething

Spiething by Bdyao0805 November 22, 2019

Spiething 

When a man rubs his penis in someone's ass crack.

That is one big ass, I'd sure like to spieth it!
or
I was spiething the old lady last night, when I heard a noise outside.

Spiething by Not_the_real_ole_ball_coach December 3, 2015

something positive 

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.

www.somethingpositive.net check it out.

something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

“…if want something done, ask a woman” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023

somethingelseyt

A devil who wears a hoodie and can draw

Somethingelseyt is an amazing animator! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

somethingelseyt by ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ September 25, 2017

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

slappin' d (to something) 

Going hard while doing something.

Guy 1: What you doin tonight?
Guy 2: Slappin' d to weights
In this scenario, guy 2 indicates he will be lifting weights intensely tonight.

Guy 1: Anyone tryna slap some d to pow this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, let's slap!
In this scenario, guy 1 is asking his friends if anyone wants to hit the slopes for a powder day this weekend. Guy 2 accepts enthusiastically.

slappin' d (to something)

slappin' d (to something) by DoctorThicc January 27, 2019