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One of the two major political parties in the United States, the Democrats evolved from the more primitive Democratic-Republican party in the 1800's. party platform tends to be more liberal than Republican policy. usually pro-environment, pro-choice, and pro-rights. Also generally caters to the middle- and lower classes, instead of the wealthy.
guys, if you're gonna put up a definition, define. If you wanna bitch about how "evil" people who don't agree with you must be, rant about it in your next KKK meeting, okay?
by Shwaggy January 29, 2004
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Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.
now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.
by Shwaggy September 6, 2004
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Yiddish. a lesser form of complaining. never done with that well-known whiny voice of complaint.
oy gevalt, what a day. mind if I kvetch a little?
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
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Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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short for nincompoop, a silly, stupid person. often used affectionately.
you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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that badum-CHING thing they do on a drum after a joke.
a man walked into a bar. OUCH!

*rimshot*
by Shwaggy November 19, 2003
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504 is the educational code for special needs students. schools are required to give such students certain forms of aid according to their level and classification, as decided by testing.
A student who is 504-severe ADHD can request notes from teachers, be given extra time for assignments, and even be exempted from assignments, depending on school policy and the student's test results.
by Shwaggy September 11, 2004
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