by DMJohnson May 22, 2023
Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.
“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”
by JX200 May 17, 2022
1.) a real American, probably more trustworthy than Bernie Saunders
2.) Someone who understands the concept of "it's not my job to keep you healthy"
3.) Hopefully the next president of the united states
2.) Someone who understands the concept of "it's not my job to keep you healthy"
3.) Hopefully the next president of the united states
Albert: Freedom....you mean I don't have to abide by petty and possibly ineffective covid-19 rules. I can run my store the way I want? Ron Desantis: yes albert, you can!
by stainless67 March 31, 2022
Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 5, 2023
An advanced homosexual activity that requires two men to enter into a scissoring position and bend their penises 180 degrees downward while carefully inserting them into each others rectums. Once linked, the men must carefully work towards achieving a simultaneous orgasm as Ron DeSantis can only be maintained while both penises are erect.
My homie keeps asking guys on Grindr for Ron DeSantis but they say that’s way too gay for them.
You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.
You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.
by james. charles. June 6, 2023
Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.
As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020
The literal antichrist who will bring forth the end of all things. Pure evil, he wants to purge all the gays, the transes, immigrants, poc, and others from Florida and eventually the entire country, maybe even the world. The most evil politician to ever exist and the second coming of Hitler, he makes Trump look like Barrack Obama.
"Ron DeSantis is a facist and will literally cause the second hallocaust if he is elected into office. If he wins, I'm fleeing to Malta."
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023