Spacewashing

1) The process by which corporations, governments and individuals promote the development of space technologies and programs to mask extractive and exploitative industrial practices, distract attention from social, environmental or economic problems, and/or to gain financial, military or political advantage.

2) Sending our dirty laundry to space.

cf: greenwashing

The race between Elon Musk, Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos is at best a dick measuring contest and at worst spacewashing of the first order - it leverages science fictions to hide corporate greed and military interests, whilst simultaneously distracting us from the imminent environmental collapse of the Earth.

by The Golden Girl July 18, 2021

Sac0watch

the main protagonist of "your mom is a whore" after sleeping with Losersolero's girlfriend who was secretly a man. Trial by fire in the bedroom Sac0watch cannot get it down with any man or woman and is shammed by wessimessiboy. Causing him to show case his plot armor and prove once and for all that size doesn't matter.

guy 1 Have you heard of Sac0watch?
guy 2 No, who is he?
guy 1 Either a dope ass or a lame-ass nigga, I am unsure myself.

by BlackGuy90620 March 6, 2022