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Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."
A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."
by Dave_1983 December 19, 2005
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(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.
Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.
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The only thing that should be separated by color.
Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.
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Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.
I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.
by Rose Navenport October 11, 2013
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Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!
I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!
by skrudge December 29, 2007
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When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.
by MerceReekers June 28, 2011
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