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soft batch

n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
soft batch by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
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soft bitch 

someone who always complains about your jokes ... hate sarcasm
tommy was being a soft bitch when herry said something to him
soft bitch by eiksum May 5, 2018

soft batch

A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.
"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."
soft batch by TunaSled July 6, 2003

Soft-batch 

A Bad Chick , Pretty Gurl
You see shawty over dere she a Soft-batch
Soft-batch by Chunkey January 27, 2011

eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized
eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!
eva the soft bitch by zyxnk June 30, 2021

soft pretzel bitch 

soft pretzel bitch by moneyK101 December 11, 2017
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