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socketipitis 

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.
Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis
socketipitis by midnight007 April 8, 2008

sockitis 

wanking in ones sock regularly
Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead
sockitis by ha ha healy March 29, 2009

sockaritis of the blowhole 

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.
Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026