sockitis 

wanking in ones sock regularly

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead

sockitis by ha ha healy March 29, 2009

suckitism

When saying "it sucks" just isn't enough.

"This sucks so bad, it's reached full-on suckitism!

suckitism by pickle sniffer July 15, 2013