One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .
Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.
The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper
Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!
(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.