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slackery 

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities
I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

Slackturbating 

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating
Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

slackstracted 

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.
"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"
slackstracted by webproductowner October 4, 2021
Someone who slacks off (especially in coal mines when their quota is a 1/2 ton)
GET BACK IN THERE SLACKSY!” Said stalin to the man who only brought him 1/4 ton of coal that day.
Slacksy by Mae slacksy March 5, 2021

Slacksuit Bottoms

A twist on the word tracksuit.you know them snug pair of tracksuit bottoms u wear after a long hard day at the desk!we all have em' and deserve a lil "slack time" : )
Bertie "wow man u look mad chilled in them Slacksuit Bottoms"

Winthorpe "its been a long day"

Slackery 

A medical term, meaning that an individual (usually male) has engaged in copious amounts of rectum raiding, and therefore there rectum protrudes from the rear, not unlike a football sock.
Gok Wan: I had the worst poo yesterday, my anus touched the water in the bowl.

Innocent bystander: Thats quite the case of slackery you have.
Slackery by warcryking! October 27, 2008