Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"
A
penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a
vagina with a huge
clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.
I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my
junk!
One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to
pee with a shrinky.
Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On
Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!
That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.
"How
cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"
You know you are cold when you have a
perry winkle shrinky.
Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first
time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.