Shotsicles

Vodka enhanced popsicles that are an incredibly tasty summer drink. They're often used at a party to consume alcohol in stealth mode.

Kathleen: There is no way I am going to make it through this family reunion barbecue when it's booze free.
Julia: Don't worry- I'm bringing a stash of shotsicles for the two of us!
Kathleen: YES.

Shotsicles by kiwi4030 July 27, 2010

Snotsicle 

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.

When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.

Snotsicle by Landros October 19, 2010

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

snotsicle 

when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin' mofo!

i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch's titty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.

snotsicle by Dan Warhead August 14, 2003

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

Shitsicle by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Shitsickles 

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.

Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!

Shitsickles by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsicle

when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.

Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!

shitsicle by chadsicle January 28, 2005