Shit Salute 

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.

I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.

Shit Salute by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014

21 gun salute shit 

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

21 gun salute shit by BS Man February 23, 2006