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A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.
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a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure
Diet should not be in your vocabulary.
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Dare
I
eat
this?
I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.
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A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end
Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.
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A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"
Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.
by Bomni February 08, 2005
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n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.
Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
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relatively new phrase added onto major food and beverage products which is synonymous to:

loaded chock full of splenda and impossible to consume because of horrible aftertaste, will make you want more of something that isn't good for you in the first place.

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foods and beverages whose chief component is air.
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