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Senior Project 

1. (n.) The most pointless, time-consuming project in human history. High schools make their seniors spend hundreds of hours on senior project as a way to "get back at them" for making good grades and graduating. It ensures that you leave high school feeling angry and violated, and is just another reason why the dropout rate is so high.

2. (adj.) Something that takes forever to do, and ends up being an enormous waste of time that benefits nobody.
I fucking hate senior project; how is this even relevant to school?

We dated for six months, and I never got ANY; that bitch is a senior project.
Senior Project by Dan Gulgatha January 27, 2010
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Senior Project 

The root of all evil.

Project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially.
Senior Project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning.
Senior Project by Johann Hegg April 21, 2009

Senior Project 

Acronym: SP

1) A project destined to unlimited procrastination by the senior class until far past the 11th hour of the final night causing most seniors to skip many days of school in an attempt to "get a start on" or "complete" the incomprehensible derogatory assignment and in tern either have a long string of sexual intercourse, or to seek the need for a sexcratary, or a long excursion to the beach or long days on xbox live or world of warcraft.
Senior 1: So dude, I stayed home to do my senior project today.

Senior 2: How much did you get done?

Senior 1: Well dude, I tried to start, then I had to pee... then I was hungry so I had a sex biscuit.
Senior Project by Mrchace January 22, 2009

senior project 

When a senior has sexual intercourse with a freshman. It's a project that all senior guys should complete by the end of their senior year.
Did u do your senior project yet?

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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