Seffay 

A seffay is when one slays themself.

"I thought Taais was gone when I called her a cunt, but she was standing right beside me. That was a seffay."

Seffay by CraftyChristian October 8, 2007

Seffy story 

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

Seffy story by Jew'd June 4, 2007

Simon Saffayeh 

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

Simon Saffayeh by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

SEFFALLO 

to vomit after making love.

They were both mortified when he seffalloed on their honeymoon.

SEFFALLO by gil t. azell August 23, 2006

uncle seffy 

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

uncle seffy by D November 17, 2003

Selfay

Guy who is in love with himself madly....

That guy is a selfay..he dont care about anyone

Selfay by Devd December 26, 2009

seffable 

A high compliment of a lovestone. It does generally mean they have nice boobs as an adjective. Seffable too can be a statement of a lovestone being vulnerable of being seffed.

Wow! She's pretty seffable!

seffable by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015