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Seffy story 

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."
Seffy story by Jew'd June 4, 2007
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Simon Saffayeh 

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.
Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.
Simon Saffayeh by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

SEFFALLO 

to vomit after making love.
They were both mortified when he seffalloed on their honeymoon.
SEFFALLO by gil t. azell August 23, 2006

uncle seffy 

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.
person: hey look, it's uncle seffy
uncle seffy by D November 17, 2003
Guy who is in love with himself madly....
That guy is a selfay..he dont care about anyone
Selfay by Devd December 26, 2009
Seffables are slang (Shoulspeak) for boobs.
Yes I seffed her... she kept sticking her seffables out. It's like a daily battle of respect.
seffables by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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