D's definitions

shroom

Abbreviation for "mushroom." Generally used in the narcotic sense.

Dude! These shrooms are fucking AWESOME!!

by D February 13, 2003

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004

Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude

"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"

by D February 5, 2004

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

hugletonski

An agreement reached by two or more manfriends.

Steve and Bob reached a hugletonski.

by D December 10, 2003