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scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::
scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzbucket 

That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.
scuzzbucket by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

scuzzcunt 

1. A type of vagina in which it appears to be molding, a hairy disgusting twat that looks like it hasn't been bathed in a long time. 2. An ugly woman who bitches at everything and has no concept of what a bitch she is. Can be shortened to "scunt"
That was the hairiest scuzzcunt I ever saw in my life!
scuzzcunt by Buckwheat Negroton December 10, 2010

Scubuttered 

To be extremely intoxicated, mostly referring to being high, and drunk
Dude I’m so scubuttered right now
Scubuttered by JaylenT123 May 14, 2019

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008
The most intellectually bounded linguistic marvel of a word. Shuzzbutt.
Look over there, SHUZZBUTT.
shuzzbutt by ODK23 May 4, 2018