A song every lovesick emo teenager believes they can relate to
Oh Ajay, you really are my wonderwall, and I will never get over you. Until the hot guy from the Cheesecake Factory asks me out.
A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.
It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::
Oral sex enjoyed by middle schoolers on class trip. See also bus job
If you have wild and crazy bus sex when you're in middle school, it could lead to this awkward conversation:
Britney: I hate you!
Mike: You didn't always hate me...
Britney: Shut up. That was wild and crazy bus sex. It didn't mean anything.
Britney gave Mike a bus job during the class trip to Baltimore.
The second choice when naming our beloved United States of America.
America is named for Amerigo vespucci. Let's all be thankful that cartographers chose to name our country after the man's first name, not his last...
George Bush is not the president of MY Vespucci Land.
Oh shnitzel! I forgot to shave my muttonchops.
Oh Schnitzelmacher! That horse just bit off my muttonchops!
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