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Scoticus 

Scoticus is a new nickname for people called Scott. It started at a school in Rossington (Doncaster, England).
The name, however, is more commonly none in the gay males of the name Scott.
The name started in 2004 and has (to my knowledge) only being given to one person. the person to which the name was invented for.
"Hi I`m Scoticus" said the very attractive gay male as he approached Joe
Scoticus by Scoticus November 16, 2007
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Scotticus 

An incredibly attractive guy who treats his girl like she is the only one in the world. Generally awesome, intelligent, and caring, he is a genuine good guy. Unique, with a casual confidence in his masculinity. Unafraid, he is a protector, but also very lovable. Muscular and sexy, hot, and a bedful - this is every girl's dream come true.

Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.

A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.
Man, Scotticus is better than Taylor Lautner and Tom Felton... combined!

Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"

Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!
Scotticus by Von Galt and His Girl December 3, 2011
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026