Scitex

Digital print head where the image and/or text is "sprayed" onto the medium. Ususally used in high-production print shops.

"Man, it really sucks being a Scitex operator!"

Scitex by DMoore July 19, 2005

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

shitext by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

Scatext 

When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.

After lunch I scatexted my mate just to say hello.

Scatext by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012

scite

The most irritating person you will ever meet. His typical way to annoy you is by following the popular people around. He is an arrogant twat who thinks he is great friends with the popular kids and follows them around everywhere

Have you seen the scite today
No
Thank god you haven't. He's been creeping around the bushes lately

scite by Jdivrjsbhr September 2, 2019

Shitex 

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

Shitex by Thom June 19, 2006

scited 

a combination of scared and excited

Lorenzo was scited for the first day of school.

scited by ilikebigdogsandicannotlie August 6, 2021

Shitexting 

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

Shitexting by ncsu628 October 30, 2008