Schempf 

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

Schempf by sperm man October 19, 2008

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008

schimpf 

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

schimpf by tha tin man April 25, 2011

Detlef Schrempf 

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

Detlef Schrempf by Ross June 16, 2006

The Shempf Test 

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!

Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!

The Shempf Test by yoink doinker July 22, 2009

schimpf 

to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole

We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.

schimpf by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011