93 definitions by Ross

The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.
The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
by Ross January 11, 2005
there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone
hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone
by ross March 11, 2004
A web site where users have the ability to create quizzes on ANY subject then add questions and answers to their preference. This has proved increasingly popular but probmatic too, all down to this exact reason. The pages within used to be rather cool and somewhat...fun, but now it has been infested with little children either making pointless surveys where they desperatley plea for "cyber", giving on the option "yes" to it all, leading to their e-mail addresses popping up on the screen of results, or they just make rubbish questionaires like "GOFFIK OR NOT!!!111", or "R U GAY/AS COOL AS ME???".

However, there are some witty and mature people on the site, though the only "masterpieces" they make are honestly...NOT quizzes at all, rather very long, perennial and boring romance "novels", which usually go by the names of "A date with a vampire - part 45" or "The hot foreign exchange student at Hogwarts - chapter 12". These are all just a subtle way to do the exact same thing as their toddler enemies, as usually they will get "rated" the "highest score" by poor, helpless teenage girls who focus on nothing more than gaining around 5 boyfriends on the doomed website by sending countless numbers of private messages to the authors.
All in all, Quizilla was once a unique and informative experiece of what other people can think up, but now it it cursed and has little hope of any restoration from it's former glory...
by Ross September 21, 2004
Nipple is actually referred to a mouse substitute on a laptop computer that sticks out between the letters "b" "g" and "h" on the keyboard
"Hey, dude, where's your mouse?"

"I left it at home, just use the nipple"
by Ross April 01, 2005
A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.
Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*
by Ross August 06, 2003
(sense 1): Interjection signifying pain, weariness, disgust, resignation, etc. Very often part of oy vey or oy vas mir. Compare to English Jeez. (from Yiddish "oy", probably from old German; probably cognate to English "oh").

(sense 2): Interjection signifying annoyance. Very similar to sense 1, but more annoyed than resigned. (Probably from Cockney accent of English "Hey".)

(sense 3) Greeting meaning "hello" or "Hi". (Probably from Cockney "hi").
(sense 1) Oy, my feet hurt.

(sense 2) Oy! What the 'ell do ya think you're doin'?

(sense 3) Oy, mate! 'ow's it goin'?
by Ross November 06, 2003
slurp; the act of performing oral sex.
The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.
by ross February 23, 2004

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