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Roastbeefer 

An extremely loose vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich.
origin:i was watching a porno and saw the resemblence
that girl is so loose she looks like a roastbeefer
aka liz cart
Roastbeefer by jamais September 3, 2004
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roastbeefer 

The roastbeefer on /bant/ is just making up arguments.
roastbeefer by bantmaster9000 October 5, 2018

Roastbeefing

When a female rubs her vagina on a another person (equivalent to the male tea bag)
Oh shit ....Julie is roastbeefing Keri !
Roastbeefing by Matty klog November 22, 2017

Roastbeef pussy 

Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.
(Jim) "Hey Ned, what did u eat for dinner last night?"

(Ned) "O, Jessica came over and I ate her roastbeef pussy"
Roastbeef pussy by ned-the-wino December 27, 2008

roastbeef ronnie 

A white boy angry at the world who "voices" his frustration at the world and those that dislike corruption by pulling his shirt up over his nose to 1) hide his face and 2) take deep puffs of his stank body odor, while simultaneously throwing the Canton Salute and dropping F Bombs at passers by. Roastbeef Ronnie usually works at 2 star pizza joints serving mediocre chicken parm.
I stopped by to get a mediocre chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted by Roastbeef Ronnie throwing up the Canton salute and calling me an f'ing looooosah.

double roastbeef 

A smiple yet, one of the steezyest tricks that one can do while shreding on a snowboard, where you grab the edge of your snowboard nearest thine ass
with both hands.

Made popular by Gustache and JoeybNukkas

"Look Shawn White is doing a 1080!"

"Is he doing a double roastbeef while spining?"

"...er...no"

"Then I have nothing to look at."

Roastbeeftopus 

An {octopus that resides in a tub, and will slap anyone trying to use the bathroom that does not have roast beef for him. He never leaves the tub unless very coerced, but he will alyways return. He always does....
An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles
Roastbeeftopus by Joe Gorski December 17, 2004
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