Restumb 

The combination of retarded,stupid & dumb, used to describe a person who is extraordinarily dense.

Half of the kids at my sister's school P.Lake Middle are so restumb.

Restumb by dannyannny November 27, 2011

resturbate 

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

Rectumb 

rectumb (rectum)
n. Abbreviation for 'rectangular thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image with opposite sides equal and parallel and with each interior angle a right angle (90°).

I photoshopped my ex wife's bottom out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect rectumb!

Rectumb by menab0t January 22, 2009

Restember 

Essentially the word renew. Usually followed by a shortened version of a word.

"Hey can you restember my member to Wow?" - Friend

"Don't ever say that to me again?"

Restember by GooBeanie March 26, 2021

rectumbubbler 

when your asshole is sprayin shit straight up like a bubbler.

it was crazy it was like a rectumbubbler

rectumbubbler by skanky mut August 27, 2020

restumbulky 

Getting really excited at a party. Activities that are fun and turn to epic memories.

Tonight we're going to get restumbulky

restumbulky by skillaaachi September 2, 2020

reslumber 

action taken in early morning, after shutting alarm clock.

"Sorry I'm late. The alarm woke me at six, but I reslumbered."

reslumber by thedude* September 28, 2009