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The combination of retarded,stupid & dumb, used to describe a person who is extraordinarily dense.
Half of the kids at my sister's school P.Lake Middle are so restumb.
Restumb by dannyannny November 27, 2011
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resturbate 

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.
resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010
rectumb (rectum)
n. Abbreviation for 'rectangular thumbnail'

1. A thumbnail image with opposite sides equal and parallel and with each interior angle a right angle (90°).
I photoshopped my ex wife's bottom out of our wedding photo and the gap was a perfect rectumb!
Rectumb by menab0t January 22, 2009

Restember 

Essentially the word renew. Usually followed by a shortened version of a word.
"Hey can you restember my member to Wow?" - Friend

"Don't ever say that to me again?"
Restember by GooBeanie March 26, 2021

rectumbubbler 

when your asshole is sprayin shit straight up like a bubbler.
it was crazy it was like a rectumbubbler
rectumbubbler by skanky mut August 27, 2020

restumbulky 

Getting really excited at a party. Activities that are fun and turn to epic memories.
Tonight we're going to get restumbulky
restumbulky by skillaaachi September 2, 2020

reslumber 

action taken in early morning, after shutting alarm clock.
"Sorry I'm late. The alarm woke me at six, but I reslumbered."
reslumber by thedude* September 28, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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