The greatest athlete who ever lived. Multifaceted and multi dimensional- Rapechinsky is a living legend NBA, MLB, British Premier League soccer, Olympic steeplechase, and every other sport imaginable and been indoctrinated into every hall of fame including sports he's never played because its a foregone conclusion he would be dominant. He has excelled in everything he's participated in, including likely being the next president of the USA without even declaring himself a candidate and receiving the nobel prize for astrophysics without inventing anything. Recently made headlines when rape was legalized because he was discovered to be a serial rapist. In fact now rape is encouraged and taught to students at an early age thanks to Rapechinsky.
Rapechinsky is what we would get if Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Albert Einstein, Warren Buffet and Thomas Jefferson all inseminated Wonderwoman at the same time.
by Alabamaniac May 24, 2013