9 definitions by Alabamaniac
by Alabamaniac June 27, 2017
The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.
Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!
by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018
Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.
That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!
by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022
by Alabamaniac October 3, 2021
The million man march were a bunch of niggers who were not actually matching for civil liberties but instead they were rapetivists who were marching for the right to rape white women without fear of reprisal
by Alabamaniac November 4, 2015
The greatest athlete who ever lived. Multifaceted and multi dimensional- Rapechinsky is a living legend NBA, MLB, British Premier League soccer, Olympic steeplechase, and every other sport imaginable and been indoctrinated into every hall of fame including sports he's never played because its a foregone conclusion he would be dominant. He has excelled in everything he's participated in, including likely being the next president of the USA without even declaring himself a candidate and receiving the nobel prize for astrophysics without inventing anything. Recently made headlines when rape was legalized because he was discovered to be a serial rapist. In fact now rape is encouraged and taught to students at an early age thanks to Rapechinsky.
Rapechinsky is what we would get if Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Albert Einstein, Warren Buffet and Thomas Jefferson all inseminated Wonderwoman at the same time.
by Alabamaniac May 24, 2013
The act of make things all about any special someone. Because this someone is so important, all things should be and made to be about them, and them alone.
Myself, Todd, Chris, Jim, and Charlie were discussing gambling and I decided to Ivetafy the conversation by invoking the name. It had nothing to do with gaming, and they were angry at first, but they understood...
by Alabamaniac August 11, 2021