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Roll On the Floor Dying of Laughin.
you;Dawg Lastnight i banged this chick, she turned out to be a shemale.

me; ROFDOL!!
ROFDOL by Heatz December 6, 2009
Words you can keep

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.
So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Rodoljub "Roki" Vulovic

Rodoljub "Roki" Vulovic is the best Singer in the world and a famous serbian internet person. He is known for his music mostly for that which he made in the Yugoslavian war where he fought under the command of Mauzer for the "Garda Panteri". He is the maker of some beatifull songs like:"Crni Bombarderer" or"Mlada Srpska Garda".
Bob: Whatcha listening to Frank?

Frank: Rodoljub "Roki" Vulovic.

Bob: Let me hear some of it.

Frank: here you go.

Bob: This is the most beatifull music ive ever heard in my life.

Frank: I know right.

roflolxd 

The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.
Mom: What are you doing up stairs? It is very loud
Me: I'm roflolxd! I can't stop
roflolxd by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016

ROFLOLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off
person 1: hay man have u heard that JB is a boy

person 2: ROFLOLMAO
ROFLOLMAO by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

Roflolmaowoof 

Laughing so hard while trying to be cute but you're depressed
Trunks: I Roflolmaowoof'd my way to New York
Valoment: What does Roflolmaowoof means?
Trunks: You don’t know what “Roflolmaowoof’d “means? Shame on you.

Roflolmao 

A clever combination of rofl, lol, and lmao!!

=D
Football Stud: Fuck! My fiancée left me for a computer nerd!!

Steven Hawking: ...ROFLOLMAO!!
Roflolmao by Biomenace March 18, 2007
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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