This is a rare sri lankan creature that is obsessed with light due to her DNA being very similar to the genetic material of a moth. This creature will tell many stories that are very good.
CAUTION: easily distracted by light (especially the sun)
WARNING: Never give a Ranti a camera, as she will morph into a photographer (with spare batteries)

Ranti: I was on a bus and it stopped, so I thought it had broken down. But it hadn't

Gerard: Good story Ranti

Ranti by Northway3 December 9, 2011

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ranting

To vent your frustration; either loudly or through the Internet. Most people prefer the Internet, like going to VentNation.com or related sites, or going bat s--t crazy and ranting in someone's face. Sports fans and TV personalities enjoy ranting the most, and so do girls amongst their friends.

Person 1: Why are you ranting?
Person 2: Because I'm unemployed. I don't have a girl. I hate my life! FML!

Person 1: I HATE THE PATRIOTS. TOM BRADY IS A NO GOOD PRETTY BOY AND BELICHICK IS A BELICHEAT.
Person 2: Stop ranting and calm down!

ranting by ventnationdotcom February 9, 2010

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ratitootietoot

a word that you use when something makes you laugh so hard that you can’t describe it any other way.

“Guess what?”
“What?”
“Chicken butt!!!”
“HAHAHAHAHA RATITOOTIETOOT”

ratitootietoot by anamendes June 18, 2018

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ratita del barrio

Spanish word for hoodrat; ratita meaning little rat, barrio meaning hood, or neighborhood. Used when referring to a raunchy girl of Hispanic descent. These girls tend to frequent malls in border towns dressed really slutty. Usually say "Ahh" after every sentence.

Tell your ratita del barrio girlfriend to stop sucking stranger's dicks at the mall.

ratita del barrio by El Don Jefe April 17, 2009

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