Quarantiddies
noun
Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.
Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.
Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.
Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.
"I sure miss football practice, it's been concelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me some Quarantiddies!
"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."
"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."
"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."
"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."
"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."
"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."
Quarantiddies by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020
